twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Twat

Twat, most commonly used to describe Piers Morgan and the British politicians

That Nigel Farage is such a twat

by Autismic chap December 15, 2019

cumt twat

An Andrew! Aka an Andy!!

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!

by Only1for4family May 18, 2018

twat

1: Another term for bitch in Britain.

2: You.

ComedyShortsGamer is a twat.

Only twats can dance like that.

You are a twat.

by NaomiLolz December 17, 2015

Twat

A word often used nowadays to insult a friend, previously meaning women's genitalia.

Wow, Marisa you're such a twat!

by Marillow May 30, 2016

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021