i just have really high standards 

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

i just have really high standards by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

You just got Madara-ed 

Something you airdrop to people

Madara is better than you 😜: *airdrops You just got Madara-ed to Boy 1*

Boy 1: *airdrops to someone else*

You just got Madara-ed by Uchihas are better than you June 6, 2018

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico 

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

It's just easier to call you stupid 

A phrase used when one is tired of an argument where the other party clearly does not understand the explained concept.

Joe: A mile is shorter than a kilometer.

Mike: No it is longer.

Joe: Nuh uh!

Mike: You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.

It's just easier to call you stupid by AStrangerWithCandy December 15, 2010

and thats just tea 

"And thats just tea" is a saying that a shady mf might say after stating the obvious/saying what everyones thinking. It can also be used to express being Petty.
For example:
Stacy: i cant believe he cheated on me!

Tori: but didn't you cheat on your ex with him....its just karma

Alex: And thats just tea

For example:
Stacy: i cant believe he cheated on me!

Tori: but didn't you cheat on your ex with him....its just karma

Alex: And thats just tea

and thats just tea by Shes giving you LIFE May 20, 2018

Ohhh, you just got seated! 

You just got seated. It doesn't matter how many h's in "Ohh" there is, just more than one.

OHHH, YOU JUST GOT SEATED!

Ohhh, you just got seated! by Boondocks11 January 6, 2017

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me. 

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me. by sdinaz October 23, 2023