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Cookies N Cream 

You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
Dude, did you hear? I gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!
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soft served ass cream 

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit
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whipped cream 

peace adios asta la vista later, im gone. Whipped Cream simply means BYE NIGGA! This defines the PROVERBIAL Whipped Cream. There is also the LITERAL Whipped Cream.

Wipped Cream is normally used in situations requiring more than a simple "peace" gesture, so you normally wouldn't just use it to say goodbye to your friends (but you can if you'd like).

Whipped Cream is always supposed to be followed with a "Ya HEARD!" from a seperate (possibly random) person. Wipped Cream is also normally followed with "BITCH!", as "BITCH!" makes a great complement to any phrase.

While "Flashing the Whipped Cream" (what it is called to use wipped cream in action) one can also flash the "three finger salute". This is to is to hold up your index, middle and ring finger in the shape of a sideways W, and pivot your rist up and down.
Here are a few examples of when to use "W/C"

The most common use of the proverbial wipped cream is in racing related activities.
-Kris is street racing Paul. When Kris blasts passed pauls slow POS, he sticks his head out the window and yells "WHIPPED CREAM!!" while flashing the "three finger salute". The homeless man walking up the street next to the race then yells out "YA HEARD!!!"

Another example would be during the break up of a girlfriend.

Mike is having an argument with his girlfriend. After some harsh words, she says "well maybe you should just go". Mike takes her advice and flashes the W/C by yelling WHIPPED CREAM BITCH!!!! in her face while throwing the "three finger salute". At this time, the girls father walks out (seemingly from out of nowhere) and begins flashing the three finger salute at his daughter while screaming "YA HEARD!!!!".
whipped cream by Old El Paso April 27, 2006

Custard Cream 

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.
She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.
Custard Cream by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

whipped cream 

A way of exclaiming great excitment!(with a changing tone from low to high on the cream)

ass cream 

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.
ass cream by RyeBeachPharm February 5, 2010

ice cream 

The money that one specifically spends on jewelry

Referenced in "Chain Hang Low" by Jibbs:

"And see I got that nice green,
My money I spend on jewels,
I call it my ice cream"
Person 1: Yo man, how'd you get that bling'd out medallion?
Person 2: I got a new job, so now I've got some ice cream.
ice cream by Tha Grateness October 16, 2006