Red Dawn

A mixture as weird as it is good. The red dawn is the combination of Sunny D and Redbull

This red dawn is the only thing getting me through this class

by Hypnofrog July 14, 2018

Red Flash

When something scares the crap out of you and you suddenly feel your body heat up for a few seconds

Oh my god! I almost fell off a 200
foot cliff! Red Flash!

by Cnote918 July 29, 2018

Red shnarteez

While taking a shit you at the same time sneeze and fart so hard that you shit everything out and start bleeding from both your ass and your nose resulting in you sitting there helplessly.

I was at a family gathering when I had my first red shnarteez. Haven’t been to one since.

by Dumb_fuck132 August 27, 2018

red boi

dumb red sweaty shit after pe

"im a right red boi today tell miss may to fuck off"

by rede boie September 24, 2018

Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.

Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.

by Captain Red Wing June 6, 2018

Red Nelson

When a man goes down on a woman during her period and he pops up with red facial hair.

"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."

by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019