A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024
Get the Toilet Glizzy mug.A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them
As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.
by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024
Get the Pharao in the toilet mug.A youtube short series popular with kids which rips off characters from the game series Half-Life without giving credit.
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Get the Skibidi Toilet mug.the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl
jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*
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Get the Gravy Toilet mug.When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.
Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
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Get the Toilet Taco mug.The act of two people using the same toilet. Be it M/M, M/F OR F/F. Sometimes done for fun and sometimes out of sheer desperation.
Tanesha: "babe, I can't believe you are peeing. I have to go so bad!
Me: "Well, come on. We can tandem toilet. I'll sit down and scoot back, you sit in front of me"
Tanesha: "no that won't work"
Me: "OK, I'll scoot forward on the edge, you sit om the back facing the wall. For a double back maneuver "
Tanesha: "bet"
Me: "Well, come on. We can tandem toilet. I'll sit down and scoot back, you sit in front of me"
Tanesha: "no that won't work"
Me: "OK, I'll scoot forward on the edge, you sit om the back facing the wall. For a double back maneuver "
Tanesha: "bet"
by Stank Face January 23, 2026
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"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.
"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.
Me: Yo Ezra, your toilet paper is so crummy. I'm deadass going to just Toilet Hand.
Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.
Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.
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