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toliet timer

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this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"
by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009
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Toliet Terrorism

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When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.
Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.
by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018
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Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...
“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”
by Shrek710 August 9, 2019
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L-Block Toilets

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Top rape site at school. Many ancient and recent battles have taken place. It is common knowledge that if you or your friend walk into L-Block Toilets, then there is a 99.9% chance you will not leave alive or well. If you do survive L-Block Toilets, you will be buying new pants after what happened in there. When special forces recovered recordings from L-Block Toilets, they always seemed to have ended with the sound of some pedo saying "Benni Boi Rapey Club."
"Yo Nigga we gotta get outta L-Block Toilets before Benni Boi gets here!"
by L-Block Survivor February 25, 2020
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toilent green

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The coagulated, sticky residue of old urine and pubic hair left on the rim of a toilet.
Hey, man! If you're going to wipe up the toilent green with toilet paper, flush it when you're done, don't throw it in the trash basket!
by J.D. Shipley January 28, 2007
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toliet rocket

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While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity
" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"
by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008
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When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.
by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009
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