Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.

Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!

Ninja Waffle by Attiria March 14, 2011

Ninja Queef 

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

Ninja Queef by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

NinJacked

NinJacked- The act of simultaneously receiving a handy J and being sexually smacked around.... like a ninja......

Teresa: "How was your makeup sex with John?"
Jessica: "great! but I was still kinda angry, so I NinJacked him."

NinJacked by TheJake69 September 14, 2011

ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.

I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!

ninja teacup roll by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013

Ninja Turtle Sex 

Sex with backpacks on

let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack

Ninja Turtle Sex by DanKuren September 17, 2016

Ninja boot 

Like camel toe but on a guy. Where you have part of the junk on one side but the rest on the other side.

Hey did you see that guys ninja boot?

Yeah it was a straight up ninja turtle toe

Ninja boot by Pgoats August 13, 2017

Ninja Cum 

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

Ninja Cum by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019