Definitions by Legendaryurbanchirps

Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.

Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!

Crusty Kumquat by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

Ninja Queef 

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

Ninja Queef by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011