Eric: "Jon lets go ninja stomp that ho on the corner" Jon: "Ight but while we ninja stomping her lets beastmode dat ho 2" Ho: "WTF U DOIN TO ME!!" Jon n Eric: "Ninja stomping u"
the ancient home to all ninjas. this place was not created and cannot be destroyed. it just exists and has no end. but just to break the fabric of time for the hell of it, Chuck Norris decided to create this Ninjatopia and create the illusion that Ninjatopia was never created or can be destroyed. Ninjatopia's current position is the exact position of where Atlantis once was(coincidence, i think not).
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).