8 definitions by allison's giant bush
The vagina of an english woman who is over the age of 65 and has not had sex in over 10 years nor is she likely to before she dies.
The english woman was hoping the gardener would satisfy her but it was obvious that her dry bits were not desirable to anyone.
by allison's giant bush January 29, 2010
Dude what a skank I can't believe she let you give her a 3 piece finger box. See also chicken linger
by allison's giant bush January 26, 2010
John: Dude I totally master skyped with your mom last night, she is soo hot naked!
Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.
Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.
by allison's giant bush July 28, 2010
When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.
Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!
Karl: Oh snap!
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!
Karl: Oh snap!
by allison's giant bush July 29, 2010
An erupting zit, usually near your mouth, that is painful and soo terribly obvious to everyone else because the entire top half of it is white with puss. Usually once popped it pusses back up two or three more times and also bleeds like a bitch every time it is popped.
by allison's giant bush February 16, 2010
When a 3 piece finger box has been performed and a chicken tender is not successfully removed from the vagina, forgotten about and later discovered by another male suitor.
Naw bro, I don't mind getting chicken lingered. It's kinda cool when I can get some ass and a chicken tender! 3 piece finger box
by allison's giant bush January 26, 2010
When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
by allison's giant bush December 3, 2013