Dick Knob 

Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.

Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.

Dick Knob by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010

Dick-sick 

When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.

Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick

Dick-sick by Panda ash October 10, 2014

dick talk 

when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.

"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."

dick talk by j&mb3 May 12, 2010

Dick Nasty 

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1. Describes something that is really bad
2. Describes something that is really awesome

1. Damn man, those burritos I got at 7-11 are so dick nasty that I had the runs for 4 days straight.
2. Holy shit, that movie was so dick nasty, bruce willis killed 7 people with his bare hands and then flew a helicopter back to safety...all while making out with some hot chick.

Dick Nasty by Polaco March 20, 2005

Dick Chin 

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

Tyler: Hey jeff, guess what?
Jeff: What?
Tyler: I heard Erin turned down Kyle because he has a huge, dirty dick chin.

Dick Chin by T-Harmony April 19, 2009

Dick Size Chart 

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck

Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand

Dick Size Chart by T.E.W. March 16, 2021

dick cheney 

Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.

Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!

dick cheney by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 8, 2003