Zunt

a Blunt.

hey, you wanna come over for a zunt?

by stangobsession August 9, 2010

zune

Piece o shit rip-off of an iPod. Get an iPod instead of a zune.

Microsoft copied Apple by making a zune.

by I'm God August 6, 2008

zune

a terrible attempt to recreate the greatest mp3 player (the apple ipod). it is physically much bigger and it comes in terrible colors, brown is one of them. it is touted for its ability to send songs wirelessly over WiFi, but when the person receives them they can only keep them for 3 days or 3 plays, whichever comes first. its so far been a bomb, and Bill Gates should bend over and suck Steve Job's dick. the zune also supports like 4 times less file formats than the zune

Person 1: man i just bought this zune
Person 2: oh thats gay, my ipod supports many more file formats and it looks about 50 times better
Person 1: well i mean i guess i bought it because i feel sorry for bill gates. i mean the guys company has taken a back seat in terms of innovation and overall creativity, i might as well be nice to the guy

by Brendan Hans Kirchner March 12, 2008

zund

A zund is the clinical name given to a mole on the head of the penis. A zund is difficult to remove and requires rigorous treatment with a Brillo pad and/or rough side of a sponge. If left unchecked, a zund can develop into a larger, more violent mole. This mole is commonly known as a 'Hillary'. There is no known treatment for a full blown Hillary.

I removed the zund last night. Thank God I got it before it turned into a Hillary. If that happened then I'd probably have to amputate!

by E-Dizzle Funk July 11, 2011

Zuni

The new Zoom-based remotely delivered university.

I no longer teach at the Uni, nope it’s the Zuni now.

by Dr Zoom October 22, 2020

Zune

Newb software that was created to try and compete with the IPOD and got completely butt raped in the process

Fuck I need to buy something that is a cheap piece of shit!

Go buy a Zune

by L-white June 26, 2008

Zune

A shitty ass failed attempt at Microsoft to cry and beat the apple iPod. Hass Wi-Fi for you can "Squirt" songs to the other 2 Zune users in the world, and the songs you get from others are only 3 days or 3 Plays and it's gone. It has Radio, but thats not why you get damn MP3 players. It has a big screen to compensate for it's shitty colors and over bearing DRM.

Zune User:"Hey dude, wanna Squirt?"
Other guy:"Sorry im not into gay sex"

Zune User:"Ha Ha I have a Zune, I can Squirt songs to other Zune owners"
iPod User:"Good luck finder other 2 Zune users"

by John McSailorman May 16, 2008