zoni

A person from Arizona who has nothing to do so they sit at their desks and get 5.0 grade point averages. While some never see water, others fuck their step-brothers. Nobody likes them.

Hey I talked to Aubrey and Piper today.

Dude, they are such zonis

by thatguyneilmcqueen January 17, 2010

zoobidge

too find yourself oddly aroused by the sight or thought of animals/beastiality and/or a dirty skank whore

"Dude, I just looked at Kaita and I've got total zoobidge now"

by lil Biggy January 3, 2006

Zoobied

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

by zooooobied February 2, 2009

Zoobie Hunting

When one goes to BYU campus, where Zoobies (BYU students) mingle, either by driving or hiding and yells at the top of there lungs behind a Zoobie, this causing the Zoobie to jump, scream, run away like a little girl, yell back, or try and chase you down, better yet the male Zoobie hides behind the female.

Friday night Jeff and I went Zoobie Hunting!!

by ZoobieHunter48 October 28, 2011

Zonie

People born and raised in Arizona or that have lived their most of their life. They know how to have fun, as they get on average 306 days of sun! And when they feel nice enough, they can conveniently drive to California, Vegas, or Mexico, to bless the people there with their presence..... ;)
They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.

(2 friends in San Diego )
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"

;)

by AZ123phx1 November 21, 2010

Zoonin

Zoonin zune-in
The experience of enjoying a particular substance up to a state near bewilderment.

Man I was zoonin,
coming down from shroomin.
Soon to be poonin,
then comatose not movin.

by JLay January 8, 2010

zooming work

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zooming work know as zmw123 in 200 a online soicle network like facebook but smaller in some ways and bigger.

by zmw123 June 27, 2013