certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)

Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment

by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023

certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly

Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son

by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023

BA certified

also known as Beast Attack Certified, shows even more beastliness than beast attack. pure awesomeness, this word is not to be used lightly.

Oh shit fool that song is BA certified.

Anyone who plays a stick is BA certified

by Chris Byington September 18, 2006

HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

by Anonymous October 4, 2002

Certified

Exactly what topsmuttjay is at Eating the a.k.a punanie

Eating a girl till she cry certified

by Playboi khai May 6, 2019

CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019

Certified Lover Boy

someone who is like nataly

ofcourse nataly is a certified lover boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021