Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018

Wonk

A term used is metalworking to alter a piece, typically with bare hands and a measure of brute force to warp / twist / bend / compress or otherwise adjust to the shape desired.

“Did you finish matching the arch on both those fenders?”
“Yeah, the left side just needed one final wonk to sit correctly.”

by Turnt Up December 2, 2019

wonk

Daniel

Man you have the bare wonk.

by charliethebigboynig November 4, 2018

wonks

spin-off word for “wonky”.

The first layer of paint looks a little wonks.

by summer saves March 29, 2021