St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

by J00n10r August 13, 2019

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Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

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When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

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Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by December 10, 2023

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Wink Wonk is a slur used against LGBTQIA+ people. It refers to their “stupidity” because they “chose” to be gay

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Used as a purely comedic way of hinting towards the “big do”. Just for joking around.

A YouTube comment: “They must like each other (wink wonk)”
Sentence: “Did they... you know... wink wonk

by IlikeWORDS🌈 June 23, 2019

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" I like balls."
"Bro that's so Wink wonk."

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