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Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.
Jonathan is a wonk
by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019
mugGet the Wonkmug.

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.
printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”
by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023
mugGet the Donkey wonkmug.

Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.
Can I please wonk you?”
by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023
mugGet the Wonkmug.

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different
It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead
by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018
mugGet the tittle wonkmug.

Wonk

A term used is metalworking to alter a piece, typically with bare hands and a measure of brute force to warp / twist / bend / compress or otherwise adjust to the shape desired.
“Did you finish matching the arch on both those fenders?”
“Yeah, the left side just needed one final wonk to sit correctly.”
by Turnt Up December 2, 2019
mugGet the Wonkmug.

wonk

Man you have the bare wonk.
by charliethebigboynig November 4, 2018
mugGet the wonkmug.

wonks

spin-off word for “wonky”.
The first layer of paint looks a little wonks.
by summer saves March 29, 2021
mugGet the wonksmug.

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