Warpin' It

when ur layin around beatin the meat, jackin it, or w.e u like to do.

teacher,"mr. mynatt why dont u have your home work"
mynatt,"sorry coach wright stayed up all night Warpin' It ."

by j weezy September 13, 2006

Warzen

The act of consuming leakage from a bisexual or homosexual man's anus for one's own pleasure.

Todd went to Brad's house for some hot Warzen.

by Hinik April 25, 2011

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.

"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

Warning Shot

When you are doing a girl doggie style and you are about to jizz on her back, you pull out and aim high for your first rope. This will sail over her head and serves as notice that there is a sticky load headed her way.

Girlfriend: Did you get some in my hair?
Guy: No baby it cleared. It was a warning shot

by Boomsies December 3, 2011

warming up the car

Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.

Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."

"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."

A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"

by Love Rider January 19, 2010

Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.

Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020