tiddlefart

One word that describes all words

She was so fine, she was a tiddlefart

by JJowe November 18, 2017

Toddler Goth

A wannabee goth who latches onto what they perceive to be goth to emulate those they hope to join as an accepted part of goth society. This can be based on simple fashion sense or attitude that is believed to be required to be a part of the social group.

"Did you see Ritchie the other night? All dolled up like he was Neo from the matrix."

"Yes, between him and Sarah making out like she's an Anne Rice character they make a real pair of Toddler Goth's"

by James Kite December 3, 2007

Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009

twiddlebang

1. female masturbation

1. omg, their singer is so hot, I gotta have myself a twiddlebang now!

by 365daygirl February 7, 2010

Tiddlyfish

The sheer Awesomeness of something that you cannot even comprehend it's Tiddlyfishness.

Something that is so amazing you'll shit bricks!

When you're describing something that is orgasmic.

Awesome, amazing, and fantastic times 10.

"Omg, do you see that freaking awesome, most super, fantastical guy?"

"Yeah, he's totally Tiddlyfish."

by Tiddlyfishsociety September 25, 2011

Toddlernese

Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.

Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.

by TYH June 12, 2014

Tiddlywank

A penis of small size and girth.

Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!

by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015