shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

Banana squirt

When a black person squirts from his extremely large banana dick

Sorry Lamar, I was having a fap session in the kitchen and I got banana squirt all over ur fried chicken

by Fish balls August 1, 2017

No Squirt September

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September

Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.

by Spicy McBoii November 6, 2017

Oompa Squirt

when an Oompa Loompa is a little bit clogged up, so one must anally punish them til the point that they shit cum and poo at the same time.

“Wow Jimmy, that was quite the Oompa Squirt right there, how’d you get so good at it?”

by HorseCock69 April 16, 2019

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.

I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.

by Kerplah July 8, 2014

Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.

God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!

by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010