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squelck

Someone who is in a weird relationship with ducks.
BillyBob is a squelck
by YouRakeU’nt July 5, 2024
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Squelch

A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.
The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.
by anonymous December 22, 2024
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Squelching

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
I’m squelching so hard right now
by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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Squelchmaxxing

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
I’m squelchmaxxing so hard right now
by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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Squelcher

Term for homophobes that are secretly gay
John: ew! Two guys kissing!
Adam: dude, you literally kissed me last night. Stop being a squelcher.
by Francin February 16, 2025
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Squelchmaxxing

When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.

Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.

Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?

My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
by Squelchmaxxchamp'87 February 27, 2025
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squelt

"Squelting" is a form of masturbation where one puts their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car whilst the car is running.
I saw a homeless man squelting with your car!
by Gretchen Mcgee May 5, 2025
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