Squelcher

When someone is being crazy weird.

“Yo Hollie, look at me!”
“Ewww no u squelcher!”

by Hiitisgod0102030405 January 05, 2020

squelcher

1. One who does not live up to a commitment.

2. A person who breaks the terms of an agreement or contract

1. That asshole told me that he was going to be here at 7:30 and he hasn't shown, what a squelcher.

2. I had the deal all set up, but then that dude bailed out and didn't want to pay, because he's a total squelcher.

by NacoTaco February 01, 2005

squelcher

One who walks along the beach sucking the farts out of dead seagulls

look at that squelcher

by skwelcher March 06, 2009

squelcher

A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.

Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"

by Jibbery March 30, 2006

squelcher

another name for punk or schoundrel;commonly used by bullies.

Bully:Hey u little squelcher!
Kid:What do u want?

by James Grimmer November 20, 2003

Dream squelcher

a person who takes actions towards destroying somebody's dream and goes to great length to justifies.

Husband comes home and tells wife he will build the batmobile. Wife says: Fuck no! Husband says: you dream squelcher!

by charliesylver May 02, 2015

pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it

dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher

by geezerpleaser69 February 01, 2022