splunch

Splunch is just a little man who is very sad and wet.

Splunch is so cool.

by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022

philadelphia splunk

Mixing Jolt Cola with Choco espresso beans to form a caffeinated drink.

Jeez, I could really use a Philadelphia Splunk to wake me up right now...

by The Straightest Man October 22, 2018

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

spluke

Characterized as a small hobbit-like creature who thrives in small groups of sea urchins. Often very irritating to be around for more than a few minutes, respects the commonwealth.

Oh man, I just cannot get AWAY from him, hes such a spluke.

by LessonMaster November 20, 2010

Splum

A splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.

The splum of my baseball cap feels like it dented my brain when I hit my head on the low ceiling.

by armyjackson January 1, 2012

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

splurg

The opposite to both "Yes" and "No".

"Can I have a pancake?"
"Splurg"

by Fernando Martinez March 18, 2004