Splooge Fest

When you get together with the gang, and choke eachothers chickens after No Nut Nov,

Bro you going to Splooge fest Dec1st at Cameron’s house??
Uuuuuuuhh IM GONNA SPLOOGE!!!!!!!!!

by Theoneandonly, God November 25, 2018

Splooge

To ejackulate

That chix so hot ima splooge

by papi pig November 4, 2019

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Splooge

When you haven't came in weeks and finally bust a load while pulling out.

"Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"

by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021

Splooge

Semen coming from a man’s penis

Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here

by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022

Sloozer

A less insulting version of the word Loser

Cya l8er sloozer!

by evie :p May 9, 2022