Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004

Schinstock

A surname of a witch-like person who has many personalities, none of which are good. Some of these personalities include: not funny, evil, bad sense of humor, animal slayer, hopeless. Schinstock's run but can't hide from their problems and always get what's coming to them, they are known to stab close friends in the back(especially roommates).

"Wow check out that Schinstock over there, looks like she's freaking out"

by Clever-Dude March 30, 2011

schlang

v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner

She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.

by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003

schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.

I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.

by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008

Schindley Bush

The male version of Schindler Bush.

"Damn, Kevin, even the Mach 3 won't take care of that Schindley Bush."

by Durt McGurt April 16, 2008

Schlief

The are of sticking your foot up a woman's butt, also called "Footing"

It felt so good when we schliefed.

by Lkatmeintennisee June 6, 2011