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Schinstock 

A surname of a witch-like person who has many personalities, none of which are good. Some of these personalities include: not funny, evil, bad sense of humor, animal slayer, hopeless. Schinstock's run but can't hide from their problems and always get what's coming to them, they are known to stab close friends in the back(especially roommates).
"Wow check out that Schinstock over there, looks like she's freaking out"
Schinstock by Clever-Dude March 30, 2011
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schweinstock 

German. Literally, "pig stick." Utilized in the movie "Young Frankenstein" to allude to the penis. Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) is discussing how all the parts of the monster would need to be to "artificially or congenitally englarged." Inga (Teri Garr), the doctor's assistant, gets a strange look on her face and says, "oof...he would have an enormous schweinstock!" To which the Doctor replies with, "Well, that goes without saying..."

"He's going to be very popular," pipes in Igor (Marty Feldman).
What a schweinstock that guy has - he must have to tuck it into his sock!
schweinstock by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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shitstock 

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.
Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.
shitstock by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011
Shinshock -when u bash shin on the ur trailer hitch on the back of ur truck
Ah that hurts what happens bro I just rammed my shin into the trailer hitch ah bro u got shinshock u be allright
Shinshock by Gobblegoo July 8, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026