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Schinstock 

A surname of a witch-like person who has many personalities, none of which are good. Some of these personalities include: not funny, evil, bad sense of humor, animal slayer, hopeless. Schinstock's run but can't hide from their problems and always get what's coming to them, they are known to stab close friends in the back(especially roommates).
"Wow check out that Schinstock over there, looks like she's freaking out"
Schinstock by Clever-Dude March 30, 2011
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schweinstock 

German. Literally, "pig stick." Utilized in the movie "Young Frankenstein" to allude to the penis. Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) is discussing how all the parts of the monster would need to be to "artificially or congenitally englarged." Inga (Teri Garr), the doctor's assistant, gets a strange look on her face and says, "oof...he would have an enormous schweinstock!" To which the Doctor replies with, "Well, that goes without saying..."

"He's going to be very popular," pipes in Igor (Marty Feldman).
What a schweinstock that guy has - he must have to tuck it into his sock!
schweinstock by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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shitstock 

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.
Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.
shitstock by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011
Shinshock -when u bash shin on the ur trailer hitch on the back of ur truck
Ah that hurts what happens bro I just rammed my shin into the trailer hitch ah bro u got shinshock u be allright
Shinshock by Gobblegoo July 8, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026