A surname of a witch-like person who has many personalities, none of which are good. Some of these personalities include: not funny, evil, bad sense of humor, animal slayer, hopeless. Schinstock's run but can't hide from their problems and always get what's coming to them, they are known to stab close friends in the back(especially roommates).

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods