Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.

Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.

by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025

The Roaring

An apocalyptic event where too many dark fountains are created and every darkner is turned to stone and every lightner is lost in an eternity of darkness.

Ralsei: Glasses are very versatile. They allow you to stay positive and see the world through a whole new lens!

Susie: Ralsei, that's cool and all, but WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROARING!

by Spamton V. Spamton June 21, 2025

that rump is roasting

When a person's bootyis so big and popping out of their jeans, that a person finds it attractive.

Hey check out Lisa!! That rump is roasting and her ass is fine!

by JoyceeT June 23, 2008

Mufasa is roaring

Getting your period

"Hey I need a pad, Mufasa is roaring

by fat_filed_twinkie_sheep_rider July 20, 2017

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023