Fruity Pubeles

The man consumes copious amounts of fruit, causing his semen to taste sweet. He proceeds to ejaculate into the woman’s mouth, while she simultaneously sucks on his furry pebbles, receiving a delicious taste of Fruity Pubeles… part of a balanced breakfast.

Barney: Dude my girlfriend has been super hungry lately, it’s kind of making her a total bitch.

Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and she’ll be satiated in no time.

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019

Connie Purcell

A chicken

i am eating connie Purcell

by Baldplant September 10, 2020

cockie puckle

cockie puckle

ohhh yeah!!! get cockie puckled bitch!!

by ponkus February 20, 2022

red purcell

Someone who has not answered the phone to specsavers because there afraid to get classes

He never answers his phone because hes a red purcell!

by Kejeoajsjsjsbejs May 23, 2022

Sam le puel

Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.

-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.

by T0mm1 October 31, 2021