pootanany

the female genitalia

Hey Jed, your sister looks good to me right about now. Mind if I splash up in that pootanany?

by Jeds_friend October 1, 2008

Pootata

To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.

Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.

by mhuk January 16, 2017

pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

portafuck

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

by Luke March 25, 2004

Portagutta

A slang South Australian term for Port Augusta.

Also used to replace the word 'hole', 'shit' and denote sorrow.

Boy 1: "I live in Portagutta"
Boy 2: "I'm so sorry, would you like a noose?"

Boy 1: "My mum died."
Boy 2: "That's portagutta man."

by bigsiegee February 5, 2010

Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009