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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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Prostithreetion

Paying hookers for a threesome
Johnny's sex drive got so high he headed to Reno and Lake Tawhore for some prostithreetion
by D Flawless September 1, 2022
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prostature

The stature when holds in regards to the condition of their prostate.
Do you think he'd steal my girl if we became friends?
I don't think he's got the prostature for that. Just in case, take the week off.
by flexydevil October 24, 2022
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Prostitician

A portmanteau of prostitute and politician. One who is in the trade of lending their charisma, image, and pretended good faith to a cause which they natural interest for. A serial political prostitute.
That particular candidate only pretends to care about the thing's he's talking about. He's a total prostitician.
by urban werbster October 24, 2022
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prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.
Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.
by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022
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prostithises

het that dolphin has a prostithises finn
by HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA January 13, 2023
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Prostatheist

A man that does not believe that prostate stimulation will feel good. This could be through lack of experience, opportunity, or fear of seeming gay
Gareth used to be a Prostatheist until I smashed his back doors in and made him see god.
by Novox May 27, 2023
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