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1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.
guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.
by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009
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Get the Preemo mug.The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
by roneal October 5, 2007
Get the premature textulation mug.To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.
Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"
Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."
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Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"
Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."
Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."
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Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"
Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."
by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009
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"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
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