kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals

i had kingwood practice today... fml

by todom23 September 16, 2009

batting practice

beer pong

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down

by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.

“Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage”

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot”

by warriorxl June 2, 2022

practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

Practice Hole

A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.

"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."

by diiiiicky laf. January 11, 2009

Practice room 2

When people are testing out there sexuality and give each other blow jobs in a music room. They will try and cover up there "actions" by saying that is a dare.

Person 1: Omg! I just saw him doing a "practice room 2"
Person 2: They must be sexually insecure

by mitumi X August 19, 2009