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Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."
by names-epicc June 6, 2021
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
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No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
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Hey stop! State police!

What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.
"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.
by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023
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police action

1)Nice word for war
2) word that is used by governments (mainly america) when they want to go to war but dont have the domestic or international support for it
It's not a war, its a police action.
by Bigrattus July 7, 2003
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Police Box

Police boxes started to appear in 1880. “Modern” police boxes, like the one in Doctor Who started to appear in 1920. A police box was a telephone for the use of members of the police. Police boxes were before two-way radios.

Police boxes have a telephone that is linked directly to the local police station, allowing officers to keep in contact with the station, reporting anything unusual, requesting help, or to detain prisoners until a vehicle could be sent. This was a time when the officers walked or rode bicycles rather than use a car.

There is light on the top of the box, which would flash to alert an officer that he should contact the station.

Members of the public could also use the phone, which was on the outside of the box, to call for help.
"Quick use the police box to call for help"
by Stefani Bigaran September 8, 2005
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White&Polite

The 2 criteria that must be met in order to have a chance at getting out of a traffic ticket, or really any minor run-in with the Man.
I got pulled over doing 58 in a 35... cop gave me a warning though. Only cause I was white&polite.
by s*M*A*S*H August 15, 2009
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