pimp my pimple

Treating your pimple as if it is the cool kid on the block.

No, Alli, you can't pimp my pimple.

by Alliandkk February 24, 2017

PIMPLES

PIMPLES is an acronym standing for a Person In Medicine, Politics, Linguistics, Economics, Science

These are the people that run society as we know it. They are essential to our lives, yet no one cares. They are normal people who lead really boring lives. You never see them on the news because they hardly ever do anything noteworthy or entertaining. In general, with a few exceptions, they are really boring people and have no sense of humor.

keep in mind that this does not describe really unique awesome people in these trades who are revolutionizing their field. This term is reserved for average Joes who get stuck and go nowhere in life.

Jesse: have you decided whether to attend Design School in the fall?
James: I think I would make more money and be able to give back to society as a Lawyer so I am heading down the liberal arts route. Art is for poor people anyway.

Jesse: great, now even my most interesting friend is a PIMPLES.

by Haxolither July 22, 2009

pimpsled

See pimp sled.

by Paul Wall July 28, 2003

the "Keven" pimple

It's only one pimple that appears for no fucking reason out of nowhere.

"Dayum! Look at the "Keven" pimple on the center of his forehead! That thing speaks for itself!"

by thecrew1000 December 9, 2012

Swedish pimple

Wiping your ass on your partners face after taking a dump either on them or somewhere else.

He gave me a swedish pimple.

by Van Proctor June 7, 2005

pimped to the post

The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.

I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.

by cattusciceris August 20, 2020

gator pimped

a phrase that describes the whine bottels at Dave's Italian Kitchen in Evanston, Illinois

The whine bottels are gator pimped.

by Rod Virtelli November 3, 2003