phone fag

One who is constantly and unnecessarily using their cell phone for calls, texting, games, checking email or downloading ringtones.

Deuce is such a phone fag, every time I see him he is playing with his damn cell phone.

by mza929 December 8, 2007

Wanker phone

A mobile phone with many unnecessary features, usually used by businessmen, or wankers, also people who think they are cool, usually a sign of a small penis. Proper wanker phones will be operated by means of a stylus, or "wanker stick".

A blackberry, what a wanker phone.

by eltankos January 27, 2009

cell phone

a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.

by Amanda June 1, 2003

Arabian Phone Shuffle

(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.

Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.

by The Shuffled April 4, 2009

Wallet, Phone and Keys

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

by c.o_any February 5, 2010

after sex phone call

the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all

Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.

by Doris August 14, 2004

Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.

1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?

by Rankojin August 9, 2004