The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

Paracorn

noun; a somewhat mythical creature believed to originate from southern Singapore.

The Paracorn is described as a paraplegic unicorn usually colored white and most commonly have their front legs replaced by wheels.

The Paracorn is closely related to the Paracornagus.

Devon: Is that a paraplegic unicorn?

Richard: Ahh, yes. A Paracorn

by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010

pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.

Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

by TristanBob January 2, 2009

paracets

A street term for Paracetamols. Also known as 'cets'.

Me and Jamie were buzzin' on paracets yesterday.

by Peter123456789 November 4, 2005

Parascope

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.

While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.

by Hoodness April 23, 2011

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011