MDitis

MDitis is simply An english kid who thinks england's superior to well anything...... MDitis is usally preformed by kids named MARK and the cure to MDitis is to smack him in the head with a large board with the union jack on it. If you don't hit him hard enough he will see the flag and proclaim it the best board in history, in that scenrio firearms are suggested. MDitis is so fucking annoying it will want to make you smack the person in the head anyway so you'll feel hardly any remorse.Mdits=gay.

the english snob: England is better then the U.S.A

Nevermind THAT ones probaly true....

the english snob: England is better then gay sex.

MDitis and all its horror.

by Scott Logan November 9, 2006

meditated assault

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!

There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts

by [HawK] January 6, 2008

mulita

Slang used to describe a whipped (mandilon) who's wife wont let him go out with his friends and such.

Also does all the domestic labor such as cleaning, washing clothes and so.

It comes from the word Mula wich is the masculine, Mulita is the female.

Ayer fuimos todos a la reunion, excepto el mulita.

Yesterday we all went to the party, except mulita.

by Jose Galvez April 8, 2007

Mask Meditation

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.

What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?

by MathPlus July 14, 2021

Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

by KnutKrust February 8, 2007

mufit

forget about it

it's not worth it

you need to let it go, just mufit

by raxjax December 4, 2013

mudstuffin

To tightly pack damp mud around your wang then simulate sexual intercourse

I caught Phil doing a bit of mudstuffin yesterday. The place was covered in cum covered mud

by The Stuffer November 22, 2006