mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

by Noodle January 16, 2005

Moesha

Moesha is a very smart , intellegent , sexy girl , her smile is something any man would die for she’s very attractive NO ONE CAN BE MOESHA she’s very calm and clooctive but does not but up with bullshit Moesha’s are good in bed , Any man/Boy who gets Moesha never loose her because you will never find anyone like her again ... Shes just overall a gift!

“Moesha got ass”

by Moeshalovers78 December 17, 2017

moochtard

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

by Allura August 19, 2004

mooch for cooch

An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.

She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.

by The Shamann September 17, 2015

Moksha Effect

The act of impurifying mind.

I went to the Himalayas to get Moksha. But on my way, I met people who taught me what real Moksha effect is. I started understanding double meaning sentences quicker!

by whataminotdoing January 27, 2017

room-mooch

People who take advantage of another person's generosity by moving into a room, not paying any rent, and then overstaying their welcome.

An inconsiderate room-mooch, like my chick's roommate named Alex, needs to stop making excuses and get your lazy ass out of the house. Move your ass out, slacker!

by givinmyopinions April 28, 2006

Moesha

Moesha's are strong, independent women, they are women of God and are humble. They're thick and amazing lovers, they will always love their partner wholeheartedly. The are wifey material and should not be slept on. Moesha's moves past petty jealousies, are intellectually challenging ,honest and genuine, empathetic, ambitious, are consistent, puts in effort for you ,carries herself with class. Though they have these qualities you wouldn't want to mess with one of them, because they don't take disrespect lightly. Their husbands names are usually Shane, James, Andrew or Daniel (most likely Shane). But if you get lucky to be with one of them don't let them go.

Guy: "Whats a good example of a wife?"
Guy: "Moesha."

by prettylittlesecret January 23, 2018