Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber

I'm going to make you some midnight lemonade.

by Hollmilk October 9, 2019

Midnight Harry

Midnight Harry to get the happiest hairiest nights Sleep in the world after some drinks and some knuckle love

Man Nothing says Nightcap like a Midnight Harry, it’s the only thing that puts me to sleep, that and the Drinks

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy

i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards

by devin123456 January 4, 2020

midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night

"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"

by captainthicc May 27, 2020

Midnight Mood™

Dangerous mood that originally only occurred at midnight, but has now evolved to affect the human brain and soul at any time during the day. Be aware, it is dangerous. You might get stuck in either a beautiful, euphoric, melancholic, angry, breathtaking, or all of the above and more, mood that might cause your ideas and thoughts to completely take over your body. Be cautious, midnight mood™ might lead to amazing things, such as you finding true happiness, but it also might result in you ending up at a train station somewhere at 4am in Australia writing fanfics about your own characters and dancing to songs that are playing in your head. But maybe that’s your dream?

catsruletheworld: The midnight mood™ is starting to kick in
scentaurx: I know, right! I feel invincible... but also confused

by scentaurx October 30, 2020

Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022

Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

by Erg raider April 4, 2011