Micah

Stupid monkey that likes to eat pizza, chicken, and koolaid. He can't do a math problem to save his life. And wants to be a football player but is to fat to do so.

Get that micah out of here: that pizza eating micah faggot

by Nickkraus1114 September 24, 2019

Micah

An absolute asshole will leave you for girls that are psycho, and will call you a clown if you don’t suck his dick.

Damn why you gotta be such a Micah

by 235677 September 30, 2019

Micah

An asshole who manipulates men with plans.

Micah deserves to have his eye sliced open.

by The real Arthur Morgan August 3, 2019

micah

has a large enough asshole to engulf the sun, cocky, but looks don't back it up. Needs to calm the fuck down, and grow the fuck up. Fuck em

Have u seen the sun?
No - I heard it's in micah

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno January 27, 2020

Micah

A lovable Idiotic child who burned a building to the ground as an accident. Use this to describe people that almost everyone hates or someone who’s incredibly dumb.

“You’re being a Real Micah right now.”
“IM NOT AN IDIOT MAN”
“You tried to eat a plastic pear.”

A person who’s either incredibly annoying and or just an idiot

by KieraB March 26, 2020

Micah

Micah is an amazing GIRL. She is normally a dancer and is very sweet. However, she definitely has a bad side witch you almost always do not want to get to. She is very graceful and easily hurt (emotionally). Micah is powerful and strong. She has lots of friends and almost never get in fights. Micah's personality is soooo amazing and kind. If you know a Micah, you should definitely become her friend, or a little more, she needs a bf for Valentines day! and she is the funniest person you will ever meet. and she hates being mistakened for a guy' and when people call her "Meeca"

He asked Micah out because she was amazing but single af.

by Micaw lulu February 10, 2020

Micah

A really short and sweet dude that cannot get girls. Though he always gets to be the butt of the joke, he doesn’t let that affect his stellar personality. He gets pushed around by his friends, but he knows they care. He also has a smokin hot biological mom.

Guy 1: Should we go help the tiny guy being harassed?
Guy 2: Nah that’s Micah, everyone picks on him
Both guys go and harass Micah

by Peacoat February 26, 2020