max

To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.

She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.

by Max de Tran June 24, 2010

max

A word which means to relax

Shit back and max man

by B's up C's down November 13, 2006

to the max

adv. phrase. All the way. In drinking, consume a whole keg. In sex, go to home plate. In parties, dance and drink and throw up.

John pushed that keg to the max.

by ALEXfromExeter July 26, 2005

Max

Cancer, autism, and AIDS in one single human being.

My name's max!
I wanna fucking kill myself

by Cantism69 February 16, 2016

maxxed

To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.

Dat nigga jus maxxed me.

by hollabax January 14, 2005

Maxing

Eating mass amounts of food or mass amounts of drink really fast

Guy 1: (Chugging soda really fast)
Guy 2: Dude, you're totally maxing on that soda!

by spazzymcfool October 31, 2010

Max

Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.

Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max

by Adoption March 19, 2019