A dirty Kerstin is when a girl from school goes into the boys bathroom, laying on the floor and screams for help from the janitor. As he comes in she grabs his dick and YELPS!
by Me69urmum July 2, 2020
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not a lot of people are named Krestina, usually just Kristina/Christina
a Krestina is:
Funny, weird, (A person named "Abby" is ALWAYS their bff, she dosnt have a lot of friends. but if she did. they would see how amazing she truly is!
and she is VERY lazy.
anyone who met her. never wanted to go away from her.
sure, she can be a pain in the butt. but she's somebody you wont regret meeting
remember
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if you meet a Krestina. never loss her or break up with her.
or she will brutally murder you
and she is EXTREMELY SENSETIVE
(and when somebody cusses, she cant bear to cry)
not a lot of people are named Krestina, usually just Kristina/Christina
a Krestina is:
Funny, weird, (A person named "Abby" is ALWAYS their bff, she dosnt have a lot of friends. but if she did. they would see how amazing she truly is!
and she is VERY lazy.
anyone who met her. never wanted to go away from her.
sure, she can be a pain in the butt. but she's somebody you wont regret meeting
remember
~~~~
if you meet a Krestina. never loss her or break up with her.
or she will brutally murder you
and she is EXTREMELY SENSETIVE
(and when somebody cusses, she cant bear to cry)
by Joe+Angel October 9, 2016
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Sirii really pulled a Krastyn when she posted that picture of her dog and the reflection of her in the mirrored wall showed she was really a man.
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