An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.
This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.
AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).
This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.
AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).
Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"
Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"
Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"
Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"
Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.
by Thugnificant925 September 23, 2011
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Has skin as soft as a babys butt, smells better than a stale fart on an airplane, looks like sex on the beach under the moon, howling like an aeoroplane on drugs.
enjoys
eating rabbits
spreading her butter
sunflower seeds
making babies
making love
making cake
eating cake
cakecakecakkecakecake
lotsofcake
eating concrete
eating pea cocks
eating peacoats
eating peas
eating pee
eating mexicans
racial discrimination
eating batmans
eating spiderman
eating superman
eating vagina
eating grass
eating flowers
drinking pee
drinking beverages
drinking pee
drinking food
making jello
eating jello
making jello jiggle
eating jiggly jello
swimming in jello
bathing in jello
making farts
smelling farts
tasting farts
swallowing farts
drinking pee
eating hair
eating myles
smelling myles
licking myles
making babies on the beach
making babies
making babies with coconuts
making babies
making babies
making babies with nuts
making babies
making babies with herself.
making babies
SO MANY BABIES
Has skin as soft as a babys butt, smells better than a stale fart on an airplane, looks like sex on the beach under the moon, howling like an aeoroplane on drugs.
enjoys
eating rabbits
spreading her butter
sunflower seeds
making babies
making love
making cake
eating cake
cakecakecakkecakecake
lotsofcake
eating concrete
eating pea cocks
eating peacoats
eating peas
eating pee
eating mexicans
racial discrimination
eating batmans
eating spiderman
eating superman
eating vagina
eating grass
eating flowers
drinking pee
drinking beverages
drinking pee
drinking food
making jello
eating jello
making jello jiggle
eating jiggly jello
swimming in jello
bathing in jello
making farts
smelling farts
tasting farts
swallowing farts
drinking pee
eating hair
eating myles
smelling myles
licking myles
making babies on the beach
making babies
making babies with coconuts
making babies
making babies
making babies with nuts
making babies
making babies with herself.
making babies
SO MANY BABIES
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Kirsten has 20 variant forms: Keerstin, Keirstin, Kersten, Kerstin, Kiersten, Kerstin, Kiersten, Kierstin, Kierstynn, Kirsteen, Kirsti, Kirstie, Kirstin, Kirstine, Kirsty, Kirstyn, Kirstynn, Kjerstin, Kristyn and Kyrstin.
However, these types of girls may be very slutty, are know for nasty teeth , fake hair, and really stupid. If you know one please discontinue contact, unless you aer a male for they are know to give great blowjobs but in some cases my be lesians.
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