Jetered

To be put in an unwanted and painful position.
As it was recently revealed that Derek Jeter has been known to enter the third input without notice or lubrication.

When someone gets hit in the face, "that guy just got jetered!"

by Ederscom January 4, 2010

jesper

jesp·er

-noun

1. a professional fool or clown, especially on an internet forum.

jesp·er

-verb (without object)

1. to talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly; chatter or prattle.

jesp·er

-verb (with object)

1. foolish, meaningless, or incoherent speechon a subject; prattle.

This guy is a jesper so just ignore him.

(Guy is a fool and has no clue what he is talking about.)

This guy really jespered the thread.

The guy ruined the thread by writing down stupid things.

by CP_SB September 3, 2010

Derek Jeter

a shortstop for the new york yankees. a graet player but not the best. a very hansome man and a great sport

derek jeter hit a home run and made a great play in the same game.

by maddye johnson November 28, 2003

jesper

An orgasm which occurs during yawning. (derived from the swedish word 'gäsp' (pronounced 'jessp') meaning yawn)

Some weird people in the world have jespers.

by Jesus Montana March 30, 2003

Jesper

Ceo of sex

A Jesper got em good

by JesperCeo October 21, 2019

jeter

N. A person of indeterminadble and probably mixed race. Races that are often Jeters include: white, puerto rican, other hispanics, south-east asians, and african-americans.

Yo, Where is Mariah Carey from anyway... Is she a Jeter?

by Jake H April 15, 2006

derek jetered

To be out with your friends at a bar very late at night and at the last minute you still manage to pull the hottest girl in the place

It was just us standing around all night until I Derek Jetered this girl that we all had hot balls for.

by Gross Tony March 7, 2008