He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
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Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.
Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
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Honest, loyal and dedicated, he never leaves someone behind. If he’s going to make it everyone with him will. Success driven and versatile, Jayson Loveless, can wake up with nothing anywhere in the world and go to bed with his pockets and belly full. A resourceful and tireless hustler, he gets things done.
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Handsome, in shape and just overall perfect in so many ways (size, girth and shape) he is usually rarely alone.
Honest, loyal and dedicated, he never leaves someone behind. If he’s going to make it everyone with him will. Success driven and versatile, Jayson Loveless, can wake up with nothing anywhere in the world and go to bed with his pockets and belly full. A resourceful and tireless hustler, he gets things done.
A relentless lover, Jayson Loveless makes sure you get yours even if he doesn’t get his, no matter how many he beds at that moment or that day.
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