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Bamboo-Hineyd

Bamboo-hineyd (adj. / verb) · /bam-BOO-high-need/

* To be in a state of extreme physical or metaphorical discomfort caused by a situation that is stiff, awkward, or unnecessarily difficult.
* The feeling of being completely stuck in a tight spot (the hiney) with no easy way to wiggle out.
* Being so incredibly irritable or uptight that it feels as though a rigid piece of tropical grass has taken up residence in your backside

* www.bamboo-hineyd.com
* "I missed my alarm, spilled my latte, and my car won't start. I am officially bamboo-hineyd."
* "Management just dropped a 50 page report on my desk due in an hour. They really bamboo-hineyd me on this one."
* "Yo, I'm totally bamboo-hineyd over here, can you come help me move this sofa before I lose my mind?"
by BambooHiney'd January 2, 2026
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on a hinge

Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.
I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.
by AriaHero November 6, 2019
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Your Royal Hineyous

How a lustful dude worshipingly addresses a lady with a cute behind.
In a memorable episode of "The Golden Girls", Uncle Angelo relates how he met his future wife (she was a waitress who looked super-lovely to him, especially her exceptionally-shapely derriere); he loved how her butt looked so much that he might well have addressed her as "Your Royal Hineyous".
by QuacksO January 12, 2020
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penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
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Guy on Hinge

A brief form of "a white, tall guy on Hinge"
Girl: "So I matched with this guy on Hinge"

Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"

Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"

Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."
by AndyNguyenTranLe July 5, 2022
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Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.
Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025
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Beside the hinges

"Beside the Hinges" refers to the idea that your are beside yourself on something. You might be distraught over a decision or idea.
She was beside the hinges when she found out her friends lied to her.
by kateeeeeeeiec September 8, 2025
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