Grooched

when your in the shower and you get semi-hard, causing your wiener to go into your butthole, making it poopy and stinky. This often leads to infection in the penis, making it extremely sensitive and deformed.

“I accidentally grooched in the shower with my son. It’s swollen and green.”

by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024

gronch

to slowly and aggressively grab something. it’s similar to when your least favorite teacher grabs your shoulder and just holds it tightly for a while.

Person 1: *takes person 2’s paper*
Person 2: hey! you can’t just gronch my paper!

by yuckie! May 15, 2024

Grouchipated

A state of being filled with so much grouchiness that it’s difficult to shake off. Often used to describe someone who’s irritable and stubbornly holding onto their bad mood, especially after a frustrating experience.

After his Minecraft server crashed for the third time, he was completely grouchipated and wouldn’t talk to anyone for hours.

by Megotta November 11, 2024

Grotchy

grotchy -- grouchy & crochety. Adjective used in a Youtube chatroom in October 2024

"That judge sure is grotchy this morning. Must not have had his morning coffee."

by Dobby's Mom December 2, 2024

Grochaned

It is a role change that the person receiving the role change is happy about. It is normally a promotion but can also be a demotion if you are getting paid more and are happy about it.

The key here is EVERYTHING you associate with a promotion is also associated with being Grochaned

He got Grochaned bro, I didn't know he was like that yo

by Promotion Definer January 31, 2025

Grouch-Pouch

a hormonal man

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.

by xp!ora March 22, 2025

Grouch’d

To be grouch’d is to be chopped up and put in a trash can

Jimmy: daaamn i heard that chick Jenna got grouch’d by her boyfriend!!

Dev: She had it coming.

by BillyNewton June 13, 2025