Redneck Graffiti

The use of ducktape to make graffiti instead of the traditional spray paint.

"two rednecks sittin outside"

Cletus: well were shit out of luck since cuz i cant got the artistical skills to make out some coon drawerins

Bubba: well we got some ducktape over yonder, and we'll do some Redneck Graffiti

Cletus: yer a genius bubba.

by Uncle Zach and Baby Swole April 25, 2010

Goffing

the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class

While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.

by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 20, 2009

groffy

That first cup of coffee in the morning when one's eyes are still crusty and have not yet fully opened up to the world. Derived from the words "coffee" and "groggy" and experienced by millions of people worldwide everyday.

I seriously needed my groffy before i started listening to my boss's bullshit this morning.

by Joey Rodgers January 12, 2006

Graffiti Fraud

Advertising disguised as underground art.

Exemplified by Mark Ecko's faking of the tagging of Air Force One, which was a high cost production to advertise stillfree.com.

Can be used to describe any underground culture being used to induce consumers to buy something.

Using punk music in commercials is just plain graffiti fraud.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

graffiti collector

A person who admires and acknowledges and observes graffiti with out actually taking part in the production of graffiti or even the culture.
A graffiti collecting has close ties to the stamp collecting or a bird watching.
a collector may document and catalogue graffiti that has been observed.

"hey man what you doing taking photos of all this graffiti?"
"I'm collecting it I'm a graffiti collector."

by Swak June 16, 2007

love graffiti

the speckling of jizz that occurs after a male has blown his load

After I was hitting her from behind I pulled out and blew love graffiti all over her face

by tuffasnails August 16, 2006

Awkward Geoff

A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).

Oh dear you're such a awkward geoff!

by Callyroadmouse January 20, 2011