sweat grenade

Someone who sweats profusely. Fat boys are sweat grenades when active.

I was a sweat grenade after that workout yesterday.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

sit on the grenade

1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

plasma grenade

n. The lesser of the two grenades in the game series "Halo". Newbs like to assume that because these grenades 'stick' to enemies that they are better grenades than fragmentation grenades, but any expierenced player can easily avoid them. They lack the 'grenade bounce' effect of frag grenades and therefore are less aesthetic in their usage. The most effective implementation of the plasma grenade is to through a 'hidden' one behind a corner that an enemy will soon approach so they do not see it. This will most likely kill the enemy given that most players seem to hug walls when turning corners and anyone within a 3 foot radius of the plasma grenade will automatically be killed.

Newb: *throughs plasma grenade at sniper*
Pro: *unscoping every two secounds alows him to see approaching grenade* "Haha, fuking newb"
Newb: "Oh, Shit!" *sniped in teh face*
Pro: *notices approaching enemy, tosses plasma behind corner, proceeds to snipe*
Newb: *"Haha, I'll assasinate 'im"* "WTF IS THAT" *killed by Pro by correct usage of plasma grenade*

by Weapon X Ultimate April 9, 2006

Grenade Comparison

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.

Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.

by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011

shower grenade

When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.

Fresh out the shower and shower grenade.

Woke up the whole house shower grenade.

by Its Just Life May 9, 2014

Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.

Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.

by blucheez September 30, 2011

Grenade Plan

The fall-back plans you make in case your life goes to complete shit, with no hopes of getting back on track. A Grenade Plan means blowing up your entire life and starting fresh. Grenade Plans are meant for worst-case scenarios only, and are usually extreme and nearly impossible.

Well, this week I got fired, my girlfriend dumped me, and I found out that my landlord is evicting me. My car was stolen, and I have no insurance. My family is all dead, I have no friends, and my pets ran away. My savings were lost in the stock market, and I have this odd lump on my neck. It can't get any worse, but it probably won't get much better, either. It's time for the Grenade Plan: Sell everything I have left, and bet it on a spin at the roulette table. If I win, I move to Monaco. If I lose, I'll become a busker in San Francisco.

by D.E.Moss October 1, 2011