Brenda Gorsuch

A very uptight, high strung, liberal AP English IV teacher and journalism adviser at a small high school in western North Carolina. A '77 Western Carolina University graduate who has very interesting hair cuts. She ranks very high with authority and is generally quite terrifying to new students (freshmen). She also has an obsession with money and Steve Jobs. Won the title of Dow Jones National High School Journalism Teacher of the Year in 2004 along with many other achievements. Has a set of very high standards and is very easy to disappoint. Warning: If you encounter a Brenda Gorsuch, run. Can be life threatening.

Brenda Gorsuch will give you the G-look, and stare you down with her evil laser vision powers if you do not meet your deadlines!

by The Chatelaine Affair July 22, 2010

The Gorillaz

A band formed around 2000. The main members are Damon and Jamie. Russel, Murdoc, Noodle, and 2-D are the members, which can be confusing.

I luv me sum of The Gorillaz

by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 January 25, 2021

Goron

Someone who blindly follows the teachings of Al Gore. It is a combination of Gore and Moron.

Goron (s) actually believe in global warming. If Al said it, it must be so.

by gsesos December 29, 2008

Al Gore

Vice President under Clinton. Ran for President in 2000, he won the popular vote, but lost by 500 votes in Florida because the election was fixed by Jeb Bush and Catherine Harris.

If Al Gore was president in 2001, 9/11 would not have happened.

by j05h May 14, 2005

Al Gore

A decent hardworking guy who would've been a good president. Given the CIA warnings in August 2001, he would have worked his tail off trying to prevent 9/11. I think he might have succeeded.

Would Al Gore have prevented 9/11? Seems possible!

by Richard Locke Peterson August 12, 2008

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005

by mysteriouskin May 9, 2009

Gorou

simultaneously the hottest and most adorable dogboy in all of teyvat. he's also the only dogboy but that's ok bc my point still stands. btw his dick is canonically huge mihoyo told me

person 1: gorou is my boyfriend
me: no he's OUR boyfriend you fucking dimwit

by gorouscumslut October 15, 2021