glass table

When an extremely attractive female defecates squatting atop a glass table, while a male lies face up underneath the table to watch.

"She's so hot, I'd glass table her any day"

by Anonymous Abe January 8, 2009

no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.

In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.

by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013

mdma glasses

sunglasses taken and worn to a rave in the attempt to obscure pupil expansion, as well as the anxiety brought on by wide eyed, drugged up strangers. also blocks out the haters and completes a fleeky techhead lewk.

so glad i brought my mdma glasses out tonight, keep bumping into other wreckheads on the dancefloor.

by breakingbad May 22, 2017

Dragon Glass

The latest term for crack cocaine, founded by a genuine dragon glass chef who upon completing his first large cook of the drug, named it dragon glass, on account of its (glass) like resemblance, (dragon) the fact it produced smoke / could be smoked, and later it was accepted, by many dragons (crack heads) to be a better sounding term than crack / crackhead which by today's standards is very derogatory.

Also popularised phrases such as:
I'm going to feed the dragons (I'm going to smoke crack)

The dragons have got him / her (said person out of their face / addicted to crack)

"I need some dragon glass" (expressing the individual user desire for crack cocaine)

"I'm kissing dragons" ( I am smoking crack)

Also called DG or dg in WhatsApp or Text message form (short-hand)

by Oh My Odgay December 11, 2019

3D-Glasses

A pair of glasses (usually made of white cardboard and containing different one blue lense and one red lense) that not only allows moviegoers to experience their favourite films in 3D, but also allows the Tenth Doctor to see two dimensions at once.

Wow! These 3D-glasses let me see movies in 3D and let me see two dimensions at once!

by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog October 19, 2014

euphoria glasses

When somebody is wide-eyed and constantly spacing out because they are obsessed with thinking about something exciting that will happen to them soon.

Dude, Ethan is going to homecoming with Lynn tomorrow, no wonder he has his euphoria glasses on.

by SuperSingleton January 2, 2010

glass ashley

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.

Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.

by misterrrrrrt May 13, 2011