When an extremely attractive female defecates squatting atop a glass table, while a male lies face up underneath the table to watch.
by Anonymous Abe January 8, 2009

A slang term for wasting time. Originated from the game Modern Warfare, in which you can blow out windows and, if there are small pieces of glass still in the window frame, you can use your knife to slice out the little pieces. The activity does not have any point and is useless in the game, therefore it wastes time.
by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.
by misterrrrrrt May 13, 2011

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
by Clich January 19, 2014

by levaithan February 23, 2023

1) It was a glass dream that Donald Trump would make America great again.
2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.
3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.
2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.
3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.
by Cyberfossil December 11, 2018

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013
