Girthday

The day that your dick reaches maximum circumference, or girth

Ben: Hey dude when was your girthday?

Drew: Man my girthday was September 4th of 1969, the good ol' days.

by Literally_Awful February 19, 2015

girthier

Girthier it's like a fat chick but your penis

Man did you see shelly the other day.
Yeah I showed how girthier I was than Jerry.
Man did you turn left and kill the bitch.
Yep

by Suits beards and a panda September 7, 2015

Girth Brooks

A person of immense girth/wideness, usually morbidly obese, and unable to move

Check out the ass on Girth Brooks over there

by ricardo montalban November 20, 2003

Girther

noun.

A shit unimaginable in size; A terrific shit, one that stretches the boundaries of one's anus.

Ron: We better find a bathroom fuckin fast cuz I have to take a mad girther

Katie: That's disgusting...

Ron: Don't act like you don't shit bitch I know you took a girther in my bathroom last night cuz that shit wont flush right anymore. Now I have to go fuckin call a plumber and get that shit snaked out. What the fuck, honestly, Katie. Like why wouldn't you be considerate and at least fucking double flush. Like, I'm sure it was part toilet paper, but fuck. Just think next time. Think.

We should see other people...

by lil fireplace nigga July 5, 2017

Girth

A fat fuck giving birth

Holy shit, this fat woman is girthing right now!

by bruh_w0w December 13, 2021

Girth Pervman

(Otherwise known as Gross Turdman, Grey Hairman or Heat-a-Pantgerm.) This is a lanky bearded fish gobbling fart smelling pervert, who roams an area know locally as Toddingrad, stalking, leering and perving over unsuspecting girls, normally of non-British decent. Easily identifiable due to the constant scratching of the testical / rectum areas, and wearing odd shoes.

You are as perverted as a Girth Pervman you sick depraved wanker!

by Bradders October 28, 2003

girth

Girth is the me between my legs. My penis...

do u want some girth??

by Completely Anonymous January 9, 2005