Poo genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 30, 2007

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 1, 2004

Genital Warts

Something you should shout out at the most random, inane time possible for instant hilarity.

Teacher: The exam will last for 1 hour, does anyone have anything to say before we begin?

Random dude: Yeah, GENITAL WARTS!

by I dont have genital warts March 20, 2009

Hatchet vs Genitals

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...

me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....

by frankozz January 11, 2008

gdnite

'Gdnite' is just a shortened term for Goodnight.

Tj: Ima sleep yo
Ceej: Ight, gdnite.

by FLiP8 March 19, 2008

Genital Tourette's

Similar to Tourette's Syndrome, Genital Tourette's is the cause of inappropriate verbal/vocal outbursts, as well as frequent humping on anything and everything in sight. Sufferers of Genital Tourette's can be either male or female, and may often complain of redness and/or irritation of the genitalia area. This can be caused by the constant touching of oneself due to the urge to rub one out, or it could just be herpes.

We knew he had Genital Tourette's when we found him in the kitchen screaming, "Fuck! For fuck's sake! Somebody fucking help me!", while trying to pry his dick out of the milk jug.

by SemiAngel February 5, 2010

genital toothbrush

When it is time for the male to climax, he is to aim his love paste so that it lands back on his own pubes. The male then proceeds to force the face of the female down, teeth exposed, and brush her head side to side, or in a circular motion if you prefer, on the freshly pasted pubes. Don't forget to scrub the tongue.

she was surprised when she was done and i asked her if she had ever had a genital toothbrush, and before she could answer i forced her head down and gave her one.

by Poo-c Juice October 20, 2009